This was forwarded to me on email.......list out the characteristics of PUNJABIs. Being a Punjabi myself...I found this hilarious and almost true :-) .
ABC OF PUNJABIS
A is for Adjust, Punjabis will always ask you to adjust whenever they
want to push you around.
B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your bum, it is an
instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or
whatever.
C is for cloney and its first name is not George nor is it a process
for replicating sheep it is an area where people live eg. Dfence
cloney.
E is for expanditure and believe me Punjabis are not scared of
spending money the latest cars, marble floors, their ambitions are
always expanding.
F is for fackade, and even though it sounds like a bad word it is
actually just the front of a building (with backside being the back,
of course).
G is for Gaddi and the way a Punjabi can pilot a car puts any F1
driver to shame, if the Grand Prix does come to Delhi there's no way
Hamilton, Alonso or Kimi can overtake Balvinder, Jasvinder and
Sukhvinder.
H is for Ho Jayega, the moment you hear that, you have to be very
careful because you can be reasonably sure it's not going to happen.
I is for Intezaar to know more about it see P.
J is for Jindagi and if there's one person who knows how to live life
to the full it's a Punjabi.
K is for Khanna, Khurana, etc the Punjabi equivalent of the Joneses
ie, keeping up with the Khuranas.
L is for Lovely but she never is. Nor is Sweety.
M is for Mrooti the car that moved an entire Punjabi generation.
N is for No problem ji - to find out how that works see H.
O is for Oye which can be surprise (oyye!), a hailing (oyy), anger
(OYY) or pain (oy oy oy).
P is for Panch minit and no matter how near (1 km) or far a Punjabi is
from you (100 km) they usually say they'll reach you in panch minit.
Q is for Queue for which there's really no word in Punjabi.
R is for Riks and a Punjabi is always prepared to take one, even if
the odds are against them.
S is for Sweetie, Bunty, Pappu and Sonu who seem to own half the cars in
Delhi.
T is for the official bird of Punjab Tandoori chicken.
U is for when U lose your sex appeal and become 'Uncle' ji.
V is for VIP phone numbers @ Rs 15 lakh and counting.
W is War on the roads.
X is x-rated words they flow freely in casual conversations on the street.
Y is 'You nonsense', anger replacing vocabulary in a shouting match. And
Z is for Zig zag for which you should see G, M and P.
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